Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask
jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me
your money,” he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do
this – I am a United States congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger,
“give me MY money.”
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Good one! Thanks for the chuckle!
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