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A man asked his wife what she’d like for her
birthday. “I’d love to be eight again.” she replied. On the morning of her
birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took
her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
every thing there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to
a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries
and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star
Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite
M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?” Her
eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress
size!!!!!!!

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